Joyful Partners Gifts

Just Married

A crowd of happy pet owners.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

Your spirit animal is a balloon poodle? My spirit animal is a balloon poodle!

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

Advanced footsie

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

Puppy Love

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

You are simply the Greatest

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

Consenting Adults.

Tunnel of Love.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."

"Wanna play?"

The air conditioning in here isn't working very well. Why don't we keep cool by undressing each other with our eyes? ?

Luring the babes is a cinch when you've got the right feet for the job.