Joyful Companion Gifts

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

Others will fight for you

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Romance in Pink

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Love me?"

Happy Valentine's Day

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

Pet Hobbies

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

The two friends

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

Dog in the Bed.

"What are we doing today?"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"I made you a vest."

"Which side do you want?"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

When cats bring gifts.