Warm-hearted Companion Gifts

The two friends

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Romance in Pink

"Love me?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Happy Valentine's Day

Preachers with far too much input

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

Dog in the Bed.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"What are we doing today?"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Good morning, world!"

"Which side do you want?"

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

Volunteer Bureau: 'I want to help people who are older than myself...'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

"Wrong hole!"