Charming Companion Gifts

Romance in Pink

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

Cats

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Love me?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Happy Valentine's Day

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"What are we doing today?"

Dog in the Bed.

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

The two friends

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"I made you a vest."

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

When cats bring gifts.

"Which side do you want?"

"Good morning, world!"

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

Sympathetic Friends