Charming Companion Gifts

Romance in Pink

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

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Christmas Pets

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Cats

"This is nice. You have your knitting and I have my vodka."

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

PJ Parties

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"Love me?"

Happy Valentine's Day

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

"Everybody's just a teensy bit in love with me. How about yourself?"

"What are we doing today?"

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

The two friends

Dog in the Bed.

'You think you can purr your way out of anything, don't you?'

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

"I made you a vest."

"Which side do you want?"

"For last meal, I'm thinking unlimited breadsticks, endless shrimp and bottomless coffee."

When cats bring gifts.

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Good morning, world!"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

Cat Lady