Warm-hearted Companion Pillows

The two friends

"They haven't said two words to each other—it's sad... I hope we don't end up like that." "They keep talking to each other—it's exhausting... So glad we don't have to do that."

"What I'd give for a stimulating conversation..."

"He's sworn never to say Boudicca, ShrOwsbury, whoM, or narrative."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

'There's a bench over there why not sit down and rest your weary mouth?'

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Romance in Pink

"Love me?"

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

Preachers with far too much input

Happy Valentine's Day

'Whatever happened to that platoon of GIs you used to pretend to be at bedtimes?'

Dog in the Bed.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Henpecked?! Don't get me started about being hen-pecked buddy!"

"Talk? Hell, after a few drinks you can't shut me up."

'No talking' sign at a fishing site.

"What are we doing today?"

'... and do you, Linda, promise to look up the word 'fellatio' in the dictionary?'

Did you know that 3 to 4 glasses of wine a day can reduce your risk of giving a s**t. . . but you'll pee a lot more.

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Good morning, world!"

"Which side do you want?"

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

"Sorry, I have a strict cash only policy."

"Wrong hole!"

Sympathetic Friends

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'