Considerate Companion Gifts

"Would it kill you to ask me how I'm doing?"

Others will fight for you

Christmas Pets

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"We have to stop meeting like this – people are starting to talk ‘psychiatric ward.’"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

PJ Parties

Romance in Pink

Happy Valentine's Day

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

The two friends

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

How To Be Your Own Best Friend

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

"Good morning, world!"

"You're an emotional support dog. You're not allowed to have compassion fatigue."

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

Sympathetic Friends

To my Valentine

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

'Of course he gets vaccinations faithfully. He does everything faithfully.'

'Hello, I would like to talk to somebody.'

'He said; 'His wife doesn't understand him'.'

"Today's lecture is on loyalty."

Wine and Stripes

Working in a library is also about listening to people's medical problems.

'You've bought your wife a get-well card every day this month - isn't that awfully expensive?' 'Yeah, but it's still cheaper than sending her to the doctor.'

"How is everything, besides the obvious?"

I survived the Covid Pandemic Walk-A-Thon