Faithful Companion Gifts

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

Others will fight for you

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Priest

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

Christmas Pets

Monk Prompt

Christian and Born again Christian...

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

PJ Parties

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Spiritual Lives Matter

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

It's not always a good idea for two contrarians like you to be together. You hear that, you old battle-axe? Yeah, I hear that, you old coot. That'll be $150.

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

"The buck really stops with him."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.