Devoted Companions Gifts

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Others will fight for you

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Christmas Pets

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Unconditional Loveseat

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

PJ Parties

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Valentines

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

Happy Valentine's Day

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'Congratulations Perkins! Always first arrived and last to leave. You're on your way to the top.'

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'

Zeal.