Devoted Companions Mugs

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Others will fight for you

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

This next song goes out to the girl who stole my heart and my guitar.

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Christmas Pets

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"He ate homework as a puppy but quickly moved onto business journals."

Unconditional Loveseat

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

PJ Parties

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

Valentines

I am your BIGGEST fan!

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"Oh, and don’t forget to pick up you-know-who’s ‘woof-woof’ treats."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Give Thanks.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Now that's devotion. Two broken arms and still working.'

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

Zeal.

'Thanks for bringing me lunch Rex: It's way too cold for me to come out today...'