Loyal Companion Mugs

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"You know, dude, you're my best friend. You may not be the coolest guy in the school. Or the most popular guy...or the smartest guy. But you're in school, you know? And you're all right."

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

Christmas Pets

"People who don't believe in soulmates just haven't met the right animal."

PJ Parties

Best friends without borders.

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

Happy Valentine's Day

"Solitude is so much better if you have someone to share it with."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"I need for you to go to bat for me again, Tim. And this time, could you do it without adjusting yourself?"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

I get the impression you find our sex life boring.

'I know it's an early kick off but this is ridiculous!'

STRIP *The Fan * Thinking of ditching Coventry City

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."

Pet and Animal Companion

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

'Near Thanksgiving she always takes her animal rights work a little too far.'

Dog checks out His Master's Website.