Loyal Companion Enthusiast Mugs

No loitering on a small deserted island.

Others will fight for you

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

'I really don't think mouth-to-mouth wroks on fish, Ben.'

"He's actually my co-counsel, but you may scratch his head."

'Not here - home!'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

'Your master isn't due for release until the first of the month.'

'Don't worry, Alice. I won't leave you.'

Best friends without borders.

'Okay, we grew old together - Now what?'

"I'm supposed to be loyal, relieve stress, be 'Man's best friend'...I don't need this kind of pressure!"

a new hire signing a loyalty oath

We're so pleased with your twenty years work, we've decided to offer you a two year short term contract.

Pretty Soon: Robot pets won't provide the valuable life lessons flesh pets did.

"All the way from the new home in Rye just so she can sniff our old doorman."

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

'Mr. Bigmeister likes to start each meeting with the pledge of allegiance.'

"Must that dog follow you everywhere?"

"If I'm your best friend, how come you never offer me a beer?"

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'I feel like I just don't know you anymore, Richard!'

"We've been married so long you not only finish my sentences you start 'em too."

'Thanks for keeping me company Liz: Sitting on my eggs all day long can be a bit lonely...'

'...and the Brewery are considering giving you a loyaly card!'

"I hear you're the expert on loyalty."

"Get another job? I can't! My breed can only be faithful to one master in a lifetime!"

"Yeah you've always been loyal, so what? You're fired."

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'OK, Mr. Altruism, real fast, name three selling points of loyalty that don't involve food.'

'I'm patriotic, but nobody beats Fido at wagging the flag!'

Documentary Proof - A Dog Lost hundreds of feet from home can easily find his way back.

"Money won't make you happy. Real happiness comes from having me as your best friend."