Loyal Friend Mugs

Pet and Animal Companion

Gone But Not Forgotten

You see how empty the cafe is today, Rudy? Yeah. Not a single patron all day. House of Java.net CyberCafe. That's because they're all up the road at Coffee King. I saw them on my way here. Coffee King's lowered its prices and copied your menu. They're selling everything you guys sell, but for half the price. I'm only here out of loyalty. That's very selfless of you. Yeah. Ladies dig selflessness.

Little buddy, I believe you owe me an apology. How do you figure? You're the one who left me rotting in a jail cell! You were my one phone call! What happened to Randy's Friendship Rule #7: "Friends always bail friends out"?! You're forgetting the corollary: "Unless the friend's in jail for something pathetic, like trespassing while playing Pok

"Will you wait for me ?"

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Now, let's not be hasty! They may look the same, but we are both duty bound to fetch our own master's ball...

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

Priest

"Who's a good boy? You're a good boy."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I think I can". (train)

Elvis fan holding a sign reading 'NOT MY KING'.

"Who do you like in the super bowl?"

Lucky Stars.

Personal Assistants.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Best friends without borders.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

"For goodness sake, stop this daily whining! She's just gone to work, she'll be back tonight! Get a grip!"

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.