Devoted Partner Gifts

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Without you I'm Blue.

To my Valentine

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

Unconditional Loveseat

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Work Life Balance

I am your BIGGEST fan!

Valentines

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

'What's my secret? I never left work last night.'

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

I'd climb the highest mountain for you...

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

'As much time and effort as he puts into this job, you'd think there was some money in it.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

'-and for fifty years undying loyalty to the company...'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

"Ten commandments and the periodic table – all we have to know."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'