Dedicated Parent Gifts

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Father nursing his sick child

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Work Life Balance

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

Good Dog!

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

"I'm really impressed with your work ethic."

Sweet Jailbreak

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'