Dedicated Parent Pillows

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

'Inevitably, I come to work early, leave late and alienate everyone.'

I've given you 110 for ten years, like you asked. Now I'm taking that year off that I've earned!

Unconditional Loveseat

'Are you just back from work or on your way to the office?'

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Father nursing his sick child

Work Life Balance

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Good Dog!

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

"Preparing for another day nursing?"

'He has a weak character. Notice how easily he lets his work distract him?'

Sweet Jailbreak

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

"I knew there'd be pitfalls when I became a teacher, but thirty to a classroom is too many."

"What did you learn in school today that I'd object to?"

'While we appreciate company loyalty, Larson, you should really be in the hospital.'

"You go the extra mile for us, but in the wrong direction."

'Herbie dear, why can't you ever forget the office?!'

"I was in the office an hour early this morning."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'Most loyal employee in my department.'

'Your propensity for hard work is having a negative effect on the other employees, Simpkins!'

'Do you mind if my son watches you cook? I'm trying to bring him up to be a vegetarian.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

"I like getting to work on time. I just wish someone was here to appreciate it."