Dedicated Dad Pillows

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Personal Assistants.

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Work Life Balance

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Daddy's Hook

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

New dad.

Clown baby.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

'Why do you keep a picture of your wife and kids on your desk? In case I'm tempted to take a day off.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Gregson is a real family man.

"Nature, nurture or a bit of both?"