Dedicated Dad Gifts

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

Young golf ball getting "the talk".

"Work hard, make the sacrifices and in 25 years you could be just like me!"

"Now, Mrs. Jones, repeat after me..."

Infantry.

Father

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Where the framers of the Constitution bought their frames.

Personal Assistants.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

"I just want to go home, crawl into bed, and do some more work."

Work Life Balance

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'

Daddy's Hook

'Actually both my kids are twins...'

'Dad, you are wasting your life. Stay home and play with me.'

I like you Roger:- you've got sticktoitiveness.

New dad.

Clown baby.

"Don't worry, it gets easier when they're 35."

'That's my girl. The one in the white uniform.'

'Yes, she's still doing it, Dr. Christiansen....'

"Be there in a sec, darling. I just want to touch base with Tiffany."

"... And he's got his father's face!"

'This is no time to be thinking about ourselves, Mathews. So, I'll see you at the meeting on Monday?'

"I was good. Why is Santa punishing me?"

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

'Must be coach Johnson's place.'

"We're still figuring out how to monetise him."

'Wee Orlando just tagged his first bus shelter.' 'That's ma boy.'

Gregson is a real family man.