Devoted Parent Pillows

'Meet my 'Soccer Mom' and 'Basketball Dad'.'

'Yes, the kids did say something about making you breakfast for Mother's Day. . . why do you ask?'

Work Life Balance

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

Father

"That's the preacher's dog."

Unconditional Loveseat

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

Man painting MOM on boat

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

Good Dog!

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Balding dog

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

'Please sir, I did give you the correct answer. But, you gave me the wrong question.'

Without you I'm Blue.

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

'A dog is for life, not just for Christmas.'

To my Valentine

"The baptism is Sunday, and not a moment too soon, I might add."

Gregson is a real family man.

Pictures of Miserable Devotion

'I think my teacher is very devoted. She always says she's more interested in the outcome than her income.'

"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."

"Well, we've kept our own counsel and done pretty well for ourselves, haven't we?"

"You've already adopted seven highways, can you really handle eight?"

"You're my precious little boo!"