Devoted Mom Pillows

Mother with sickly child

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

"... And bless my dog, Penny, whose licks give me the strength to carry on."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Hey, Mom, here comes Frankie's tailor!'

'Have a heart, officer... the little mite is starving!'

Work Life Balance

Valentines

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'Sure, I'm a working mother - is there any other kind?'

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"It's your mother. She wants to know why you never summon her."

Mother and Baby

"Wow, dad, it's a beaut."

'My cat is very unpredictable. I never know when he's going to ignore me.'

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

Gregson is a real family man.

'If I had my time over again, I'd be too young to go out with boys.'

"Human resources say that we should be accepting of people who make different lifestyle choices."

'I nominated you for class mother elections and you won.'

Cellist having a shower

Obsessive violinist.

"You're my precious little boo!"

'Your mother deserves a parade and we're going to give it to her.'

'I think we got the recipe for omelet and the recipe for disaster mixed up.'

"Let me talk to you a few moments about holding on to your lover, your hair, your money, your dog. . . ."

"Well, we've kept our own counsel and done pretty well for ourselves, haven't we?"

Rags wanted all the bones all the time.

'How to Eat while Reading' and 'How to Read while Eating'.

"Something to take the sting out of four Bs and two Cs ... "