Devoted Parents Gifts

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

'Baby's first two-step.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

Father

Unconditional Loveseat

"He looks just like your husband."

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Man painting MOM on boat

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

Work Life Balance

Good Dog!

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

'Go forth and multiply!'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

'He said his first buzz word today!'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

Without you I'm Blue.

Mother's Day

"Way to go, son."

'OK, it's a kidney. But you should have seen the kids faces when they opened their x-boxes.'

'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'