Devoted Parents Gifts

"My parents are members of a tiny cult that worships me."

'I know you're worried about Tibby, Mrs. Lutz, but we simply don't allow people to stay overnight with their pets.'

"Study her closely...the laughing eyes, the dimpled smile...she's got 'em right where she wants 'em."

'Baby's first two-step.'

"He looks just like your husband."

Father

Unconditional Loveseat

'I want to give my children all the things I never had. Then move in with them.'

'Oooh, Jimmy, the teacher put another throwing star on your paper! Great!'

'He spoke his first words today Serge - 'ello. . . ello. . . ello'!'

Man painting MOM on boat

"It's childhood. Your child has childhood."

"I want to quit, spend more time with my family, finish grade 3....."

Work Life Balance

Good Dog!

'Go forth and multiply!'

'It's one of life's little miracles!'

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'I know you've gotten attached to him, Bobby, I have too, but the man at the door is from his firm and needs him back.'

"I went through hell to get them adopted."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'He said his first buzz word today!'

'He has my eyes and his father's neck tie.'

Assisted pregnancy for same sex couples

I work too hard, I need a change, more time to spend with the children...by the way how many have we got?

"Michael, were you listening? Same question."

Travelling with child sketchbook - finale

The four sides of W Amherst Faunton: Boss/husband/father/friend.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

Without you I'm Blue.

"I like being a kid - it's the ultimate entitlement program."

Mother's Day

"Way to go, son."

'While you were in the hospital having our fullback, uh...firstborn, I decorated this room.'

"She's growing up so fast! Already she's texting and not paying attention."