Devoted Friend Gifts

Snowman about melting snowman: 'Just once I'd like to meet someone who isn't a fair weather friend.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

Priest

Unconditional Loveseat

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

Lucky Stars.

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

Valentines

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

I am your BIGGEST fan!

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"'Best wishes'? That's it? That's all you got?!"

'Great sermon, Reverend! Too bad my husband couldn't stay awake to hear it.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

Interfaith dialogue

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

The Good Samaritan.

"You have no idea how long I’ve been waiting to meet you."

"Visiting hours are over, Mrs. Glenborn."

Give Thanks.

Rudy Giuliani's shrine

"I just friended God!"