Affectionate Friend Gifts

I Kissed a Girl's Face.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Holding hands

Paint pots in love

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Priest

Love

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"We balanced our budget this month!"

If you want to see love be love.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

'Hon, can you fill the dog's water dish?'

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

King Trump

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

Letterman Show: 'He's always been at my side...the one consonant in my life...'

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'