Affectionate Friend Pillows

I Kissed a Girl's Face.

Shepherd and eurydice

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

Paint pots in love

Holding hands

Love

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Priest

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

If you want to see love be love.

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

King Trump

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

"I'm not worried about identity theft. Who'd want to be me?"

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Look at it this way: You're changing the future of the nation...one diaper at a time!

'When I had my baby I learned the meaning of 24/7.'