Sympathetic Friend Pillows

'I'm sorry, but we did all we could to try and save your husband, Mrs. Doornail.'

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Priest

'I'm down to a pack of neuroses a day.'

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I think I can". (train)

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Congratulations, dear, you're the sickest looking one on the whole floor."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

The Good Samaritan.

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"It's the quarantine cloud."

"His life was hanging by a thread, and then somebody fed him the bean burrito."

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."

Faithbook

4th of July and PTSD

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part One

"I just friended God!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Noah calls out: 'Hey, could we have some volunteers to stay and help clean up?'