Supportive Friend Pillows

Memory-Loss Anonymous

'Long time, no see!'

Lyme's Disease Support Group

"Sure you lost your job and your wife and healthwise you're a wreck. But think of the, ummm, the ... okay, maybe I'll just shut up."

"Short and ginger...I feel for you bro."

4th of July and PTSD

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

Help a struggling bowler out of the gutter.

Donations Drastically Reduced

Patient decorating hospital room.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Alcoholics Anonymous - Hard Knocks

Stalkers anonymous.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'Self esteem is low in Doddletown.'

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Ned had a very strong feeling that everyone was going against him...

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

"Approaching 10,000 steps."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

Shepherd and eurydice

"Behold the secret to happiness."

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"What did you say about the health of my gut biome?"

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."