Courageous Friend Pillows

"I think I can". (train)

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Priest

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Lucky Stars.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

People of Courage

The Good Samaritan.

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Whistle blower...

'I didn't spend $49.95 on this answering machine to have you just hang up so leave a message!'

Fortune Favours the Brave