Courageous Friend Prints

"I think I can". (train)

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Priest

When at a loss for words Colin would often resort to communicating through the medium of contemporary dance.

Happy Labour Day: While you enjoy that last long weekend of summer, remember...there are some folks who aren't taking the weekend off.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Lucky Stars.

'Don't worry, son. This bed inking incident will be our little secret.'

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

"The difference between us and them is...they can be reproduced by unskilled labour."

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

'It's a text from Mike - Sorry I'm L8 B THR in a crrrrassssssh!!! ARRRRGGGHHH....;p'

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

Words falling out of bible.

"You just carpe, carpe, carpe."

The Good Samaritan.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

People of Courage

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

"You have to admire him - at least he gave it a go!"

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

"Oh, she just wants attention or needs help."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

Whistle blower...

Fortune Favours the Brave