Courageous Conversationalist Pillows

"Thank you for being authentic and vulnerable with me."

Why we need poetry. . .

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

Snow is falling...

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'Hello, handsome - is that a Billy Cotton ringtone?'

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"All the good ones are neutered."

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Social butterfly

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

"Do you play?"

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"This is the dumbest idea ever! I'm just gonna call Estella and ask her what's up."

My mother was right about you. I guess I can take that as a compliment as long as I don't ask, "How so?"

"It's a lovingly handcrafted beer, citra and summit hopped, with notes of lime, passion fruit and ...."