Courageous Communicator Pillows

Confound it, I'm supppsed to have a militant attitude!

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I think I can". (train)

Man is successfully leaping over chasm.

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

Time for speeches

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

"Let's see how brave you are without your gun."

People of Courage

Fortune Favours the Brave

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

"Oh, hello darling..."

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

Beaten up man to Good Samaritan: 'Thank you. My insurance doesn't cover roadside service.'

"Is it just me or does the price of the milk of human kindness keep going up?"

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

Danger-zone journalists.

"It's like you haven't heard a single thing I've thought."

"I've got a patient who needs to chat to someone. . . Have you got anyone who's completed the 'verbal communication with patients in a personal, supportive but not disempowering' course?"

'It's outrageous to be labelling people 'bonkers' in this day and age...put this one on instead.'

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

Boy stays on grandpa's 'check list.'

"I appreciate your calling, but I'm not interested in purchasing Chinese food at this time."

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'