Confident Communicator Pillows

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

Now here is a great suggestion- it's from ME.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Fear of news.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'

At The Beach.

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."

Confound it, I'm supppsed to have a militant attitude!

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

"Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean...."

"What would your super-power be?"