Confident Communicator Gifts

"And if I may tell you, in strictest confidence..."

"Compliments of the gentleman who obviously has no issues with rejection."

'It's my inner voice that lacks confidence, not me. It keeps asking, 'Can you hear me now'?'

Now here is a great suggestion- it's from ME.

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

Nothing Succeeds Like Confidence.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Fear of news.

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

Unfortunately, Lyle had already sent nasty e-mails to his boss, three vice-presidents and the CEO.

"Everything I do I do with panache. I even say panache with panache."

CEO Gets Thumbs Up From His Portrait.

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...

'I'm very impressed with how you effectively dodged every one of my questions.'

'The therapy is working... I don't use all caps in emails anymore.'

At The Beach.

Employee about smiling boss: 'It's amazing what one good decision will do for a man.'

'Nurse, I said boil the instruments, not roast them.'

"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

'If you're not sure of the name of a client then check it on the system, don't just shout 'Hey Fatso'.'

"No matter how dire the problem...no more memos that start with 'YIKES!'"

"Darn it, she's unreachable when she gets her inbox down to zero."

'This is God I Missed you in church last Sunday.'

Confound it, I'm supppsed to have a militant attitude!

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."

'...and you can read the rest of it on my blog.'

'Answer me! It's your mother! Don't give me that vow of silence!'

'You don't have to worry about using up your minutes.'

Don't be alarmed. I'm not falling for it, loser. You can't make Sadie Cohen worry about nothing just by uttering three dumb words. It's probably nothing. Those three won't work either! Nobody panic. Two words won't work either! Munch mun -

"Just because you're smarter than me doesn't mean...."