Joyful Communicator Gifts

Happy Man with Phone

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

"I'm fascinated by body language."

Words of Love

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Time for speeches

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

'Are you going to answer my text message or not?'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

When it comes to texting, she's all thumbs.'

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

Communication

'Why do I get the feeling you're holding something back?'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"Hi, it's me. My mum's confiscated my mobile." (Kid talks to friend using margarine tub and string).

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

"Anything wrong, sweetie pie? You've been ignoring the tip jar lately."

Be Mine!

"I'm sorry, but you're not the patient your father was."

Just say you love me.

'I don't haven to remind you again, do I?'

"Go and spread the Gospel. Hide it in colorful, little eggs for the world to find and be delighted by."

'This is Jake. I'm not in now, so please leave a message...HELLO! HELLO! This is Jake! Ha! Ha! Ha! I'm just mesin' with you! I'm still NOT in!'

I think I have too many apps.

"I'm gonna make this short and to the point."

'He's great at communicating, but it's office gossip.'

Confound it, I'm supppsed to have a militant attitude!

'Don't worry, I'll make sure she sees it!'