Captivating Communicator Gifts

Time for speeches

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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Wordplay: Export.

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

Communication

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

"I'm just posting something to my wall."

'Don't jump. It's a book publisher!'

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'