Captivating Communicator Gifts

Time for speeches

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

"Go ahead. Press one for more options."

Ninedency: A budding tendency

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I'm not sure which, but he's just invented either writing or vandalism. (Published originally on Feb. 11, 2011.)

"Mom, come quick. Dad's in a stupor."

Wordplay: Export.

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'I sort of thought your presentation was going to be in powerpoint.'

"Next time, dear, ask me first before you invite a friend over for dinner."

"Go on, say it again, 'I love you' in Armadillo."

Teacher getting the childrens attention by pretending to be on television.

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

You can't fool all of the people all of the time, especially with our advertising budget.

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I've learned to give up when I hear Brooklyn in your voice."

By teaching the parrot a few key phrases, Marilyn no longer needs to nag her kids.

Give way - 'Oh, alright then...'

"I think I know what your problem is. Not enough PR."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

"See! Thousands of new listeners."

The Weather Channel. We're looking for someone who can talk up a storm.

"I just want someone who texts me as often as Joe Biden does, you know?"

"Your lasagna was dismal, as was the coffee, but you, Sofi, are fabulous at Pictionary!"

"I appreciate succinct memos, Phillips, but stop writing them all in Haiku!"

'Actually, when I asked you to bring something fresh to the table, I was talking about ideas!'

Communication

'This is Kevin O'Shea, my big sister's answering service.'

'I'm dropping you a lion.'

"They're on a silent retreat."

The Curse of Rhadamanthus (For Pete's Sake)