Honest Communicator Gifts

"Don't take this the wrong way, but your sweaty hand is grossing me out."

"Not right now, Honey. Daddy’s ignoring you."

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"That's our house, that's Mommy going to work, and that's you, staring out the window, wondering where it all went wrong."

"I want to be straight with you, Cathy—I've gone through a number of cars in my life."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Words of Love

"Those are wonderful insights jack but we're, Looking for actual ideas."

"Remember, Mort: Courage isn't the absence of fear. Courage is remaining media-savvy in the face of fear!"

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

'Of course, this social contract will have to remain hypothical until someone invents writing.'

"I pick up on people's pain, Alexander. What's wrong?"

"Can you teach me to really bark? I only seem to be able to yap..."

We can do ANYTHING if we all work TOGETHER.

'Does this outfit make me look fat?'

"That's Eleanor. She's a fact checker."

"Your free-floating anxiety is floating over to me."

'I always ask that you be frank and let your hair down providing, of course, you ever grow any hair to let down.'

'At least he's honest.'

'I'm NOT being a tattle-tale! -- I'm being a reliable source!'

'The 'whole truth and nothing but the truth' can be tricky.'

'According to the blood tests, x-rays and EKG... You're fat.'

"I've found my voice, Penny. It's deep, wise, and compassionate."

"It pains me to tell you this, but it ain't broke."

'You appear to be a very honest and ethical applicant. Are you sure you're in the right office?'

Introducing Honest Abe Cards

'Why honest is the best policy...'

"To be honest we can't afford to be honest."

Colin had heard that women liked honesty in men.

"Oh, hello darling..."

'What does my dad do? Anything Mum tells him.'

Augmented reality check