Courageous Conversationalist Gifts

"Thank you for being authentic and vulnerable with me."

Why we need poetry. . .

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

Pet Shop - Parrot labeled as 'Good Listener'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

"Excuse me, Jerrod, but I'm leaving you for Paul's competing narrative."

"I devote most of my time to defending the bastions of culture."

"Why... are there so many people who never eat pork? Because we have some excellent PR people working on our behalf."

Snow is falling...

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

'Well - how has everyone wasted time and energy today?'

'Talking about Jesus is NOT name-dropping!'

'I don't think you're trying hard enough to look at things from the sinner's perspective, Reverend.'

'Every time I go on an ego trip, I get hijacked by terrorists!'

"Bob's into politics. Date Night is more like Debate Night."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

"I'm using my married name right now, but I'm keeping my maiden name on ice, just in case."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

'It says, the higher a man's I.Q., the longer he's a virgin... well, bud... here's your Nobel Prize nomination!'

Nice Old Ladies Tend to Look at the Bright Side of Things: 'As kids my brother and I took turns beating each other up!' 'Well, I think it's wonderful when kids take turns!'

Social butterfly

"All the good ones are neutered."

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

'Whoa, Buddy, I think you've had enough...'

"Phil is my Vice President in Charge of Snappy Comebacks."

"You haven't had sex since 1959? You shouldn't complain - it's only ten past eight now..."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

'Yes that's right I ordered 2 doubles. Why, did you want a drink too?'

"Do you play?"

Like a fine wine, some me improve with age.

'I'm not writing 'gifts optional' on your birthday party invitation again this year 'cause no one got you a gift.'

'I've been thinking about this whole Santa thing.'