Charming Conversationalist Pillows

Why we need poetry. . .

"But enough about me, what's new with you?"

How to impress women.

'Charles, we hired you distinctly because you're a people person.'

"Man cannot live on bread alone - he needs a bit of crumpet too."

"Hey, baby - that doesn't mean you!"

Social butterfly

"You may not have heard of me, young lady, but in the business world I'm considered quite a catch."

"I would like to increase my loan by the cost of taking you out to dinner."

". . .'Something to give the man who has everything'?... How about my phone number?"

"If it's fresh air you want, my flat's air-conditioned..."

'You're an estate agent aren't you?'

'I do so much better with women when I quit trying to understand them and just repeat what they say to each other.'

Like a fine wine, some me improve with age.

"Oh Gregori! You tell such funny stories!"

"Actually, if you back up about two-feet, I'm a lot better looking."

"I don’t know if this is just the cashews talking, but I find you absolutely delightful."

One For Him.

"I have a great weakness for men who make me laugh. So go ahead!"

"Yes, I'm from London. 'Which part?' you ask. Well all of me!"

PSA Banter.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"First, I sent a rocket of a drive down the fairway, then I took the 7-iron, put that ball on the green...a hundred and eighty yards if it was an inch..."

"Idea?" "No. Just a light bulb."

"Happy anniversary, dear… 'happy wife, happy life!'" "That's because nothing rhymes with 'happy husband.'"

"I love it when your eyes blaze like that; you remind me of Moses."

'That's the corkage fee you wanted to ask about, Jack, not the cleavage fee!'

Remember my mum? I took that photo a week before she died. There's one of me...that was a good haircut.

Shrewsbury - pronunciation

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

"Darling, do you ever worry that we're becoming some sort of Merchant-Ivory production?"

"No, I don't think you have 'multiple personality disorder'. In fact, I don't think you have a personality at all."

Crow and fox

"And I never kiss in the first two seconds."