Supportive Friendships Pillows

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Cat and mouse

Dolphin friendly tuna

Polygamists' Picnic

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

"I hate it when we fight."

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

Holding hands

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Superheroes Having a Drink

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Emotional Bling

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

'I think he's lonely.'

Priest

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"So, Danny Boy, what's up in your world?"

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."