Supportive Friendships Pillows

"Cheer up, Simon. . . I'm always here for you!"

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

"As a friend, I pray you rest in peace. As a dog, I really want to dig you up."

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

Timmy had one heck of a security blanket.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."

Holding hands

Cat and mouse

Dolphin friendly tuna

Polygamists' Picnic

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"How should we divide the teams?"

"I hate it when we fight."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy'. You in?"

"I know we've had our differences in the past but if you scratch behind my ears I'll show you where the catnip is kept."

"I swapped my 'couch to 5k' training app for a '5k to couch' one!"

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

"I'll have another Rob Roy and a cup of coffee for my friend here."

Superheroes Having a Drink

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

Priest

'I think he's lonely.'

Emotional Bling

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

'First he warms our bowl, now he's feeding us... And you thought he wasn't friendly.'

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"...and those are my deepest, most intimate feelings about our friendship."