Faithful Friends Pillows

Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Awkward!"

"Prayer doesn't work that way, dear."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Interfaith dialogue

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Priest

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

Monk Prompt

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

Spiritual Lives Matter

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.