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Buster got religion in the pound and now works with other bad dogs.

"Prayer doesn't work that way, dear."

'I had to have my pacemaker readjusted since I asked Jesus into my heart.'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Interfaith dialogue

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

Priest

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

Christian and Born again Christian...

"Seminary didn't prepare me for this."

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

Monk Prompt

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Vicar wearing sunglasses.

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

"Any other reason for your disappointment with God other than your team has never won a Superbowl?"

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"The buck really stops with him."

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.