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"You say I can move mountains? Right now,it's all I can do to turn over a new leaf!"

"I'm afraid I can't green-light anything - you'll just have to pray."

"Sure - After the aggressive guys wear it all out!"

'Fischer Says Give Thanks to the Lord!'

Caption Contest TK

Christian and Born again Christian...

"We missed you at church Sunday."

Monk Prompt

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

'We're going to start this week's sermon with a review of the basics....'

Jesus is Scourged (The Holy Bible).

'This business about the meek inheriting the Earth -- can't anything be done about it?'

"Amen. Thanks everyone, oh and don't forget to subscribe!"

Pastor puts up sign on pole stating that he is 'serving' his 1,000th sermon.

Couple beyond prayer - need divine intervention.

"He's dumbing down the sermons again."

'Have you been taking your medicine every day?'

'It's Sundays like this that I regret our church website is so popular.'

"A real old fashioned fire and brimstone message today Preacher."

"The buck really stops with him."

The evangelist turned lawyer's opening arguments were unconvincing

"10,000 members or not, the Pastor should at least remember my name."

Men's Prayer Group.

"Attendance is down again this morning. If we want to continue calling ourselves a congregation, we're going to have to congregate."

Interfaith dialogue

'I really do feel empowered. I should've joined a gang years ago.'

'Oh, oh! They're going to give it to us with both barrels!'

Pope Francis

Decisions a Pope makes

"But how many followers do you have?"

'My husband does everything religiously except going to church.'

Testing the water temperature in the font.

Pope John Paul II 1920-2005.

'Hey, the Preacher is talking about you Dad.'