Supportive Friends Pillows

Lady about 'One Date at a Time' Bumpersticker: 'He's trying to stay sober, but he's still a lady's man.'

Gamblers Anonymous - 'I think you're in the wrong room...'

"Lassie, go get help!" "Oh Timmy you idiot! Not again!"

Shepherd and eurydice

"I think the most rewarding part of caring for elderly parents is when they call you because they don't want to bother the 9-1-1 people."

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

"He's not talking yet, but sometimes we give him peanut butter to make it look like he is."

"That's all I get? A sonogram? No tracking number?"

Holding hands

'I now pronounce you man and wife, you now may kiss you sweet little bachelor butt goodbye.'

When did you first feel like a male trapped in a female body? When I was a foetus.

Priest

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"It keeps it out of sight when we're not watching it."

Young Gums

If you want to see love be love.

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

Red Letter Days - Encounter with the old village sweetheart - 'bless my soul! ... Miss Victoire! ...'

"We missed you at church Sunday."

"We balanced our budget this month!"

"It is now that moment when a close family member tries to speak of the deceased without choking up."

"If the weather stays good, we could end up in a very prestigious 1992 Cabernet Sauvignon."

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

The Friendship Between Death and the Doctor.

"I think I can". (train)

"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."

Tongue in the ear...

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"You're telling me I should leave the artists' commune that saved me from my stepmother's tyrannical elitism, where I have seven boyfriends, to become the impotent figurehead of another unjust power structure?"

Mime Baby

"The doctor would like you to pee into this chalice."

'He's more supportive after his nap.'

Hospital.

Sculptor making a statue to hug.