Compassionate Friend Gifts

'Mr. Willinston, whose depression has been giving him a fit lately, will see you now.'

Loneliness of the elderly

'Personally, I don't like to play Fetch, but it makes him happy.'

Kiosk in large lobby with sign above it labeled 'Empathy'.

Priest

Christmas Pets

Protect Victims of Domestic and Sexual Violence

'It's good to see you, Mr. McWit, but you do realize that today is neither Christmas or Easter?'

"I think I can". (train)

"I love how he finds joy in the simple things." "The emotional burden of alleviating his depression is crushing me."

"My fellow mantises...I can barely believe this, but it has come to my attention that there is a lack of prayer in this church!"

"Don't judge me until you've walked a mile on my medication."

"So join me in prayer for those who are damned if they do and damned if they don't..."

Kid praying: 'If it's okay with you, don't record this one.'

"Well, he loves people, the birds that fly, the fish that swim, and all the creatures of the forest."

Number of Overdoses in U.S. Continues to Incease

Two men in T-shirts, one shirt says Jesus loves me, the other Jesus loves me more.

"He's not gay, but he's often gay-adjacent."

'It's an innovative way to boost attendance.'

'I invited God to be one of my friends on Facebook and he's turned me down!'

Words falling out of bible.

"It's amazing how far you can go with a positive attitude."

"It's a student you taught 20 years ago asking if you'd loan him bail money!"

DEPRESSION: Man peering out of manhole.

"It's the quarantine cloud."

Don't jump! Just think what it will do to your wife and kids not to mention your career as a motivational speaker!

'I'm going to check with my pastor to see what the Bible says about this operation.'

The Good Samaritan.

"I just friended God!"

"Highlighting your Bible doesn't make you more spiritual than anyone else."

Children alone in the border with the USA

"Cheer up! Things are sure to get better."

'You realize, don't you, that you are playing fast and loose with my self esteem?'

Faithbook

"But Wendy could serve the Lord. She'll keep the cats out."