Joyful Companion Seekers Gifts

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Cling-On Dog

"Any chance of upping the affection quota, given the current situation?"

"You won’t find a more effective antidepressant."

"When the world gives you mean and macho, reach for licks and love."

"Yeah, my life flashed before my eyes!...OK, it was food - all the food I've ever eaten flashed before my eyes."

Sculptor making a statue to hug.

PJ Parties

'I want a dog who will fetch my things, so don't sell me one that drools.'

'I've just realised where we went wrong.'

"I'm experiencing bouts of heavy breathing and dizziness when I'm speed dating!"

"I don't want to be alone when I'm old, either, so when we're old let's get back in touch."

"Your blood pressure is too high. Take two of these."

"What I like most about you, Roberts, old boy, is that you don't talk back."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"I'm the lot of baggage he comes with."

Take You Home

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

"I keep reading all these stories about virtual reality nookie."

"Now I'm well, I miss my doctor."

". . . I've no idea what's going on, dear!"

Best Pals

"Television repairs....Don't you want to see my identity?"

Old man

Assisted Living.

Emotional Support Dog

"Better hurry it up on that 'Eve' project. Adam's been giving the eye to an orangutan."

'This sounds good. Sensitive, professional male, 30-35, enjoys long slithers along the beach...'

"I'm looking for the kind of relationship that won't interfere with government regulations."

'Hey, I could help you with your homework, don't eat much, plus you never have to walk me. What do you say?'

Elderly couple

'And to think that only yesterday I was a lonely scientist and you were a failed experiment!'

A dog is for life, not just for Covid.

Dog admiring hot dog

"Good morning, world!"