Joyful Partners Prints

Just Married

A crowd of happy pet owners.

When Ted and Nancy would dance, it was as if they were the only couple on the floor....

Mixed Doubles.

Holding hands

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Advanced footsie

"I'm so glad we enjoy the same style foreplay."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

"I brought you a wig because you said you like long hair."

Love.

"Wifey! Wifey! I've found the fountain of youth!"

"Isn't us talking about how I would never take a ballroom dancing class an activity we're doing together?"

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

"Milk does a body good but champagne does it better!"

Puppy Love

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

'I told you that 2 month old balonie was cursed!'

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

Milton wonders if it would be possible to substitute scotch and sex for tea and sympathy.

"What is it about a tee shirt cannon that says 'foreplay' to you?"

You are simply the Greatest

Consenting Adults.

'Henry, cut that out.'

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'So this is what you do while I'm away,'

"Wanna get pigeon holed?"

"I just knew there had to be a better use for tomatoes than making boring old sandwiches."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"Wanna play?"

"I know this is going to sound completely crazy and off the wall - but do you, by any chance, know how to iron?"

"Yes, it was 'love at first sight'. But, by the time I'd made my first opticians appointment we were already married."