Happy Couple Prints

Armchair Dancing

"In the first place, it isn't "maddening crowd.' It's 'madding crowd.' "

Cry babies.

'I had my attorney draw this up. It states that if I choose to rise, I don't necessarily have to shine.'

"In lieu of a pre-nup we decided just to label everything."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

"And do you, Deborah Tannen, think they know what they're talking about?"

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

Romance

Couples' therapy

'Come on, you can make it work! You're supposed to be Lovebirds after all...'

"Who told the quartet to play 'Highway to Hell'?"

"Since we're both being honest, I should tell you I have fleas."

Dancing in pyjamas

His Her Cakes

"What's going on Jen? Why didn't you respond to my kissing emoji?"

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

"... And to this day, she still blames the dog!"

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"...And do you promise if you ever should divorce that you'll remain friends?"

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'We never go anywhere together except here.'

'Why don't you leave the planning of our wedding to me?'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

His and Her wardrobe's

Lots of shiny glass objects! Darling, you're spoiling me!

'...I now pronounce you man and wife, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law.'