Blissful Couple Prints

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

true love.

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

'…and you say that the romance has gone out of your marriage?!'

Just Married!

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Armchair Dancing