Blissful Couple Gifts

'Don't worry too much about it dear, just say I do and we can get on with the honeymoon.'

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

Wedding Day Itinerary.

'Why can't he just say 'I do'?'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Ha! Ha! The Wooin' O't!'

Mary, remember that you're pregnant and are now eating for 2,000.

'Your pediatrician? No. . . I'm your baby's college admissions representatives.'

'I felt it put it's little boot in then!'

true love.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'...Love, honor, cherish, and be careful what you wish for.'

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

'I'm afraid we don't deliver on Sundays.'

My dad makes his own beer.

"It took the better part of seventeen years, but you finally get me."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

'Just think, darling - tomorrow the cooking will be all mine and the dishes yours!'

'You were right, Mum - he only wants me for one thing!'

'It's so nice to see Lance and Darlene back together again - they make such a lovely pear.'

"It's all about compromise. He's not dishwasher safe and I'm not microwave safe, but we make it work."

"The toaster your brother gave us is beginning to get on my nerves."

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"So, Mrs. Fessler, I understand you're a stand-up comic."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

'…and you say that the romance has gone out of your marriage?!'

Just Married!

Armchair Dancing

Another great new year's eve! We're not doing anything, Ames. That's what's so good about it. The Dixons asked us over for a Quaker new year. They pop the bottles at 9 p.m. I guess

"Take your mother for example. She's not much to look at, but she's darn handy with the cookware."

"Oh, John, if only we could be sure it's love and not just the spell of this place!"

Impractical Guide to Having Babies: I'll never watch Alien again!!