Fun Couple Prints

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Stand-up Romcom

Mixed Doubles.

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'You may now kick the bride.'

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

true love.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

PJ Parties

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

Armchair Dancing

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"Warm and rich, fresh and bright, with depth and intensity. Not the wine, you."

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"