Fun Couple Pillows

"Just pick one!! We're already late!!"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Stand-up Romcom

Mixed Doubles.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

'You may now kick the bride.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

true love.

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

'If you're going to marry this geek, I suggest you get the extended warranty.'

Tunnel of Love.

PJ Parties

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"The secret of our relationship? Easy. She just acts as if I don't even exist."

"Have you been bathing in moonlight?"

"When I'm with you, Ted, I feel dirty."

"You know you're getting old when you need a hearing aid to hear your bones creak."

Armchair Dancing

'The roller coaster was great! -- How was the bungee jump?'

'Use a tissue, dear. There's an icicle on your nose.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"One more word from you and I am leaving home."

Female sock walks away from male sock, saying: 'Look, it's just a trial separation, OK?'

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

'When we were first married, he was all 'Cock-A-Doodle-Do.' Now, he's just 'Cock-A-Doodle-Don't.''

"Sounds like you've both been pushing each others' buttons."

'Sorry darling, I'm too tired to lift you onto your pedestal tonight.'

'I knew I shouldn't have brought you along. I haven't had a hit all day.'

"I want to make it with you."