Fun-loving Couple Pillows

'If you weren't afraid to commit, you'd CARVE it, not use a pencil.'

"I don't mind your dog watching, but I draw the line at recording."

"You're thinking outside the box again."

"That's so romantic Otto! You're farting OUR song!"

'He uses the leg rope in the water and she uses it out of the water!'

'You wake the kids, Mr Macho, and I'll boomba, boomba you.'

true love.

'Al, that hopeless romantic, sends me love letters written in wine. I just wish he'd use red instead of white.'

"I told you I wouldn't be any good at this game. Look, I've gone and hit the ball down one of those little holes again."

"Look Mommy, hat!"

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mixed Doubles.

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Kangaroo - Mum dropping her ice-cream on Joey's head.

'You may now kick the bride.'

You got what you deserve … you deserve each other.

'Mom! -- Jeffrey's having a wardrobe malfunction!'

'Remember last Saturday. . . you were bold that day. No dear, caught.'

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Busking, "Stop worrying your father for money."

"A simple note from your mother would have sufficed, Tommy."

'It makes baptisms a lot more fun for everyone.'

"Don't blame me, you're the one who suggested an island-hopping holiday!"

'Being in love with you makes me feel young again, Doris. Will you wait while I go play on the swings?'

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

The toothfairy

'We've been playing house for 5 minutes, and she's already nagging me to get a job.'

"I love the way these safari trips bring out the animal in you, darling."

"They were all out of rings, so I got you a watch."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Multisports

'So, picture a family entering church in their Sunday finest, They sit down and suddenly,,,'

Tunnel of Love.